Bentley Oyster's Couch and Scratch Pad

Living a tough life...

I've been a bad boy, but it's all over now.

The other day, well a couple of Saturday's ago, my mom was giving me a bath. Something got in my eyes and I tried to get loose.

She wouldn't let go.

I bit her. I didn't mean to, it just happened. I'm sorry, mom.

She had to go to the Doctor and take pills for 2 weeks.

This is what her hand looked like. I've got sharp teeth.

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A couple of days later, my mom got this notice and some guy looked at me through the dining room window.

Fortunately, for me, I wasn't in a silly mood, so I just looked back and didn't stick my tongue out or anything.

Abadboy
I couldn't go out. But then again, I never go out so it all didn't make much difference to me.

Mom is now fine. I promise not to bite her again.

And, I always keep my promises.

I've never been so clean!

You'll never guess what I did last night.

I took a shower! It was great.

My mom was taking a shower and I've been trying to decide for a couple of weeks if I should join her. I made up my mind and went in the shower. It was nice and warm and I got a good cleaning out of it.

My pop dried me off while laughing about something.

I'd show you the picture, but mom says no. I guess she doesn't want you to look at her while she's in the shower. I don't understand, but, hey, whatever mom says is the way to go.

I'm going to do it again soon.

You should try it.

Duck It!

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I could get the duck out of the bowl if I put both paws in. But I'm not doing that. I'd get wet, and who wants that? Not me!

My Pop says he's sorry the video isn't full frame. He had his iPhone turned the wrong way. Now he knows and he better not do that again.

I didn't sleep to well last night!

When my pop came to the Vet to pick me up, they gave me a shot "for the pain." They also told pop to "restrict my activity."

Boy... Did they get that wrong. Whatever was in that shot kept me awake until about 2am, and there was no way to stop me from going insane and running around the house and on the bed and under the covers, and do it all again. I even think I hallucinated a big yellow ballon with funny eyes and a tongue about 2 feet long that wrapped around my tail and tried to fly away with me.

I know I saw a lot of bugs and stuff flying around. I caught most of them and ate them. Yum!

Pop says he calling the Vet this morning and telling them to NEVER give me a shot of that stuff again.

Anyway, I'm tired. Going to take a nap.

 

 

Just to let you all know...

My mom took me to see the Doctor this morning.

I had a couple of things removed that I didn't need, or so I'm told and I am fine though maybe a little sore.

My pop is picking me up after 3 so I can go home. I wish he would come sooner. This place isn't much fun.

I think I will sleep a lot tonight.

I just wish they, my mom and pop, wouldn't do this stuff without telling me in advance so I could make plans; like run away. I should have known something was up when they took the food away around 7 last night.

Oh, yeah, I also had a chip implanted. Now I can't even hide.