I've been a bad boy, but it's all over now.

The other day, well a couple of Saturday's ago, my mom was giving me a bath. Something got in my eyes and I tried to get loose.

She wouldn't let go.

I bit her. I didn't mean to, it just happened. I'm sorry, mom.

She had to go to the Doctor and take pills for 2 weeks.

This is what her hand looked like. I've got sharp teeth.

Ibitmomshand

A couple of days later, my mom got this notice and some guy looked at me through the dining room window.

Fortunately, for me, I wasn't in a silly mood, so I just looked back and didn't stick my tongue out or anything.

Abadboy
I couldn't go out. But then again, I never go out so it all didn't make much difference to me.

Mom is now fine. I promise not to bite her again.

And, I always keep my promises.